it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
