Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I will be naked everywhere
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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