32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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