do herpes really smell.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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