sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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