i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I have aggressive nipples.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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