can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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