Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
