I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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