you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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