think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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