Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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