walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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