Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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