I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
My dad is sitting where you rode me
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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