I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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