Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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