Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I intend to get homeless drunk
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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