It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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