you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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