Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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