BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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