I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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