she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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