I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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