Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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