Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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