I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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