sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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