Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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