She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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