Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So squirting runs in the family.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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