Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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