drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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