Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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