I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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