woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my shit smells like andre
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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