Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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