We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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