I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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