Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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