Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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