so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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