I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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