My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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