windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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