I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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