Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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