Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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