just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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