Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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