Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i will never coherently bang her
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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